May 2012
“If you ever want to get laid, you have to use semicolons.”
– My English teacher (via fuckyeahricksantorum)
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Anonymous asked: Who's Emina? She has an AWESOME name.
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matzoballpoop replied to your photoset: inner-look: Emina and I. We get along sometimes….
emina and emana?!?! what?!
yep, that’s right! their names are one letter apart haha.
“If we make it through this, we can get through anything. And if, for some...”
– Ashley Wylde (via everydaygay)
sufferingisuniversal:
hadjaaa:
“Most days of the year are unremarkable. They begin, and they end, with no lasting memories made in between. Most days have no impact on the course of a life. May 23rd was a Wednesday.”
- 500 Days of Summer
it’s may 23rd and it’s a wednesday
whoa
loki-theking:
I don’t avoid eye contact because I’m shy.
I just want to avoid a Pokemon battle.
iwritesinsnotfanfiction:
what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha
surgery days are long days
we’ve been here since like 3 and John won’t get out of the OR for another forty five minutes or so. luckily he won’t have to have his jaw wired, he will just have plates in and be on a liquid diet. he may or may not have to stay over night, so I may or may not be here all night. we shall see.
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me: SHUT UP STOP REMINDING ME OF MY FAILED ATTEMPTS TO BE CLEVER.
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Anonymous asked: would u say the tiity peircings are worth it???
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Anonymous asked: how long did it take for ur nipple peircings to quit hurting???
maliciouszombie asked: Miss, you are unbelievable. You are amazing. I just happened to stumble upon your blog with all of your poems and such, and I can honestly say I've never read anything with so much passion that you put into you work. It gives me hope to see writers out in the world putting out so much. I'm envious, I'm truly jealous of you in every aspect. Okay, I'm done with my babbling and...
Watchsatans-pussy:
what?
To The Bitch Who Stole My Girlfriend
chooseloveoverfear:
To the bitch who stole my girlfriend: Fuck you. Seriously though, I am writing you your own poem, not because you’ve earned it, but because karma is a little too slow for my taste. Emily, right? Can I call you Emily? I remember the first time she talked about you, said you were cool, hesitated to show me your picture though, tripped over herself to say “she’s nice… but not...
“How much of my brain is wilfully my own? How much is not a rubber stamp of what...”
– Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via cityyandcolour)
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like I’m trying to sleep but tumblr
andro-saurus:
I wish I could explain how crazy I am about my girlfriend. I can’t. There are not enough words, I cannot write enough sentences, I can’t even think of where I’d begin. Novels are haikus in ratio to all the things I have to say about her and what she does to me. She causes natural disasters in me. Earthquakes in my stomach, tornados in my chest, hurricanes in… I don’t need to go...
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Anonymous asked: if you had to choose between Emana and all of your dreams what would you choose?
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buttcleavage replied to your post: the shuffle queue function on missing e is like… embarrassingly bad at shuffling.
It really is though.
RIGHT?
the shuffle queue function on missing e is like......
first world problems.
Watchokay but listen to how high pitched she is screaming. and like, the way she says my name? ugh I am such a sap but I am just so in love with this girl:]
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matzoballpoop replied to your post: One time I stayed on tumblr too long and like, I…
also. a man and woman holding hands does not mean that either or both of them are not queer. cough.
right you are:]
